Club Penguin Rangers

The Future

snickers4763 — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:42:35 +0000

Sky Edit: Yeahhh guys, I swear. I will quit CPR if you do not shape up, so shape up.
Really little people have been attending our recent raids of ACP. In general, few of us are attending scheduled events. It is important to attend these scheduled events so please attend them! If you need to, put post-it notes in your room or write on your calendar to remind yourself of a scheduled event. Now a lot of you have been wondering why I keep insisting that we raid ACP. I know we don’t stand a chance against ACP, especially when we can barely max 2. And if ACP wanted, they could invade and take all of our servers. But ACP is not going to go through the trouble of systematically destroying a small nuisance, and if they did, we could just re-invade the servers afterwards. Therefore ACP is no threat to this army. On the contrary, ACP is the means through which we shall grow this army. Now let me tell you a story. About 2 years ago, when I first found out about cp armies, I was in ACP. I remember patrolling Mammoth and finding a group of about 8 soldiers in white ghost costumes and blue viking helmets. They were called Ar. Everyday my fellow ACP comrades and I fought the Ar on Mammoth. We even called for reinforcements on ACP chat. Pretty soon, all of ACP became aware of the Ar soldiers that were raiding Mammoth. Ar became so famous that it got into the CPAC top 10 for some time and its distinguishing uniform was incorporated into the CPAC header. Ar grew from maxing around 8 to maxing around 20+. They became strong allies with ACP. They went from a small army to a large army through hard work and dedication. Now it is time for us to learn from their example. By raiding ACP continually, we shall gain attention from the army community. We will supplement this attention with unscheduled recruiting events whenever a lot of people are on chat. With these two procedures, we shall grow this army into a medium army. So why do we need to be a medium army? The question is whether you care about the survival of this army or not. In the direction we are going, this is going to be the last generation of the army. In other words, after all of us retire, there will be no one to succeed us. This is because we are not gaining any dedicated soldiers. Any soldiers we gain are our friends who join us just because they’re our friends. They have no dedication to the army itself. And also, Sky is the only thing holding this army together. If you remember back in September last year, when Sky retired, this army went to hell. And the only thing that brought this army out of hell was the return of Sky. Sky won’t be in this army forever, and to prevent this from happening again, we need to recruit really hard and create a stable body of soldiers. Sky and Gostt have firmly declared many times that “CPR will never die.” The truth is that all of us will retire eventually. So it will unless we work on preventing its death. Red and Fish were lucky to have recruited Sky and Gostt before Red and Fish retired. We must do the same and secure a generation of rangers after us. Finally, we must discuss our destiny. Since Order 67, the role of the Rangers has been to protect CP from large armies that attempt to bully or dictate smaller armies. Our sworn enemy has been ACP. We must fulfill our role as defenders of the small armies. To do this, we must ensure our own survival and growth. We can’t lead the way if we can only max 2 at an event.

Bye

Jshizzle — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 05:25:39 +0000

Click here to read the PB with SF post ( Important )

Click here to read the Ranks Clearance ( Important )

Click here to read the CPR More Publicity post

Click here to get on chat

Sky- Heh, I feel loved.
Scroll down for active account so i can keep this on top for a day

Well. This is it. Im gone. Sky just gave me the boot. Im being replaced already. LAWL VOTE FOR ZACH 11. Anywaysss i would like to call out some people who made a difference in my life

•suz- thanks for the good times
•sky- omg i fell outa my chair. Thanks for booting me out, made me realize i was neglecting my steam engine for pc
•gostt-ehhhh
•red-omfg hes amazing. I love you all homo. He stopped my two attempted suicides and got me through a rough year. I helped him when april was being all janky about him
•fish-ehhh
•april-i love you lawl. Thanks for everything you gave me. Your really kind and sweet. Real talk.
•poochie- just met you
•trevhawk- whered you go?
•desmond the moon bear- how did i get here?
•shad-pretty cool guy
•chubby-sexy

And sky what would you think about me doing a chubbies post every month? (term just got his idea STAWLEN) owned

Signing off for the last time
~chubby

CPR- Moar Publicity Plz?

ƒσятιυѕ — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 04:41:12 +0000

Hey, guys! Term here, again, like, four minutes after my previous post which you can find here.

Anyway, this post, as the title implies, I will be talking about CPR getting involved in social medias to get more publicity.

Idea #1. As for social media, CPR should have a Facebook, Twitter, and Google+. I am aware that CPR already has a Facebook, but doesn’t have a Twitter, nor a Google+. So, I was thinking Sky would maintain the Facebook, I would maintain the Twitter, and, if Gostt doesn’t mind, he would maintain the Google+. We would use these social medias to alert people of upcoming events, have regular status updates of the CPR leadership, etc.

Idea #2. Also, I was thinking about having regularly scheduled comedic posts on the CPR site or have another CPR site for the comedic posts. I came up with this because apparently, you guys liked my Term’s Post, so. I could do my Term’s Post, Sky could do another kind of comedic post, Gostt another kind, and anyone else who has a position on the CPR site could also contribute.

Idea #3. Another thing, CPR newsletters. Sky and I had tried doing this in the last CPR generation when he and Gostt were leading, but it didn’t turn out too well. So, we could try to revive that also, using it to inform people of upcoming events and stuff.

Idea #4. Yet another thing, is a “You Post” type thing. RPF did this, and I think it turned out pretty well. Basically You Post was a little program for people who aren’t a high enough rank but still want to make a post. So, we would have an email address where the people who want to post can email the CPR address with their post, and then someone who can post on the CPR site can post it for them.

So, that’s about it! Leave a comment below on whether you like these ideas or not!

~Termzeh

Term’s Post- Is That An Egg In Your Pocke- AH QUIT HITTING ME!

ƒσятιυѕ — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 04:15:29 +0000

Hey guys, I decided to revive the Term’s Posts. This is usually an RPF thing but whatever. Also, sorry about the lengthy title, but it was suiting.

Before we start, I’d like to explain what exactly Term’s Posts are. They’re just basically posts about my life, with various comedic comments, pictures, and memes strewn about the post.

Aaaannnyyyyway!

So at school we have this egg shaped ball that seems to be coveted by like EVERYONE. I mean, it’s egg shaped. Well, I go to a very small school, about 20 kids, and the cliques (LOOK IT UP) are split up into three main groups: the upper grade girls, the upper grade boys, and the lower grade girls and boys. Now, in the upper grade boys clique, there’s only three of us, one being me (our school is female dominant), so we don’t stand much of a chance (Please, don’t get me wrong, I do NOT participate in this childish activity. I sit down and look like this all recess:

Snazzy, amirite?)

No, just kidding…

Anyway, last week, like everyone was chasing my friend Andrew around because he had “Eggy”, as we have appropriately named him. What I wanna focus on is this little 40 pound girl in like pre-school chasing him. So he throws the ball to me. At first, I’m like

then i was liek

So I took the ball and freaking bolted. But I, being as clumsy as I am, tripped. The ball rolled from out of my reach. Now, back to the little girl, I realized she had a rope in her hand, one of those industrial ropes, which we were supplied with to use as jump ropes. Well, she had that and as she came up to me, I was thinking “Eh, she’ll probably try to tie me up, no big deal, I guess…”. But, that’s not what happened at all. With all her strength she took that rope and freaking whipped four times. On the ground. Then, she comes up and freaking stomps on me, all 40 pounds of her on her right foot, crushing my ribs. Then, she comes up behind me, still on the ground, and freaking kicks me in the kidney. Next, she comes up to me and decks me in the crotch. Hard.

She started laughing as I was writhing in pain, sprawled all over the ground.

Just goes to show you that you NEVER GIVE A 40 POUND GIRL A ROPE WHILE SHE’S CHASING YOU BECAUSE SHE WANTS AN EGG. IT’S A TERRIBLE IDEA.

So, yeah, haven’t done a Term’s Post/haven’t had anything funny happen lately which is why the quality of this post is lame.

Shut up.

See? Terrible quality- I’m arguing with memes.

~Termsies! ;D

Rage comic spotlight:

Ranks Update ~ Comment to keep your rank! General Elections (2ic)

Z3R0 — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 02:34:13 +0000

Cancelled, we are no longer on elitescpgfx.com

Congrats to Shad! He has won the CPR 2ic Election

WELCOME RANGERS!

In the read-more section, the ranks are on, as well as a message to Chubby.
Now, here’s the first thing in our scheldure.
One, Comment to keep your rank.
Username:
Rank (see below):
Activeness:
If you do not comment, you will be removed from ranks and made a guest on CPR chat.

And now, it’s time for the Elections.

You cannot vote for yourself.

Chubby, go live your life, stop worrying about CPR. We got it. You’ll be in the legends forever.

Ranks:

Main Owner

Supreme General(s): Wyoskyguy/Solar Linux, Term, Gostt
General(s): April/Venus, Snickers, Suzie, [Blank]

Owner

Colonel(s): Zach 11, Shad, Flarenoid, Johnnyb200, Mj0701

Moderator

Warlord:Beckydino, Orcaman4
Major:Louie76533, Mario Man831
Marshall:[Blank]
Ranger:[Blank]

Member

Private 2nd Class:Akon1133, Stormer4879
Private 1st Class:[Blank]
Private:[Blank]

Legend

-Ktman2
-Mr. Deedledoo
-Articsledder
-Chubby
-Kingjared7
-321fishpop
-Red Destoyz
-Wyoskyguy
-Gostt

Raid of Mammoth Results

snickers4763 — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:40:22 +0000

Thanks Sky and Beckydino for coming.

We will be again raiding ACP after our PB with SF. Let’s try to get more than 2 soldiers this time. We will also be raiding Mammoth 30 minutes after this.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH

DEEP SNOW

8 PM GMT

3 PM EST

2 PM CST

1 PM MST

12 PM PST

PB With SF ~Win

Z3R0 — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 02:20:16 +0000

We will be PBing with the SF, an ally of ours. This is an important PB which will determine if we are a good army and I expect 8+ people to come. Here is the info.
Practice Battle
Date: Saturday, February 18th
Time: 11:00 AM PST; 12:00 PM MST: 1:00 PM CST: 2:00 PM EST: 7:00 UK
Server: Snow Shoe
Room: Snow Fort

So let’s win,

Wyoskyguy

Raid of ACP

Z3R0 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 16:33:28 +0000

Welcome Rangers. After a somewhat disappointing Active Count, We’ll be raiding ACP.

Defence of Alpine
Date: Monday, 13rd February
Server: Alpine
Times:
6:30 PM EST
5:30 PM CST
4:30 PM MST
3:30 PM PST
11:30 PM UK

I want everyone there that can be there, If we get atleast 10-12 people, then I will have an early promotions day.

Gamefreak/Wyoskyguy
CPR 1ic, SS 3ic

Raid of Frozen Saturday

snickers4763 — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:54:17 +0000

Sky Edit: I like it, I want everyone who can be there there. I think I can come, but I might still be at the basketball game.

We haven’t had a battle in a while, and we need to participate in one because that’s the point of an army. We obviously won’t stand a chance against ACP, but if enough of you attend this raid they will notice us and we will get more attention from the large army community.

RAID OF FROZEN (AGAINST ACP)

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 11TH

7 PM GMT

2 PM EST

1 PM CST

12 PM MST

11 AM PST

Let me tell you a story. Perhaps 2 years ago I was a corporal in ACP and I was patrolling ACP’s server Mammoth. Everyday Army Republic soldiers raided Mammoth, and my comrades and I fought them. Soon everyone in ACP knew the AR. AR’s dedication and continual raids of Mammoth paid off. They grew from maxing 8 at a battle to maxing around 20. They went from an unknown army to a large army that achieved a rank in the top 10. At one point their uniform, a ghost costume, guitar, viking helmet, and nv goggles, was incorporated into the CPAC header. We could grow so much bigger if we followed AR’s example and raided large armies to get attention.

CPR Active Count

Z3R0 — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:02:13 +0000

Over.
I am somewhat disappointed in the Rangers, we got the same amount on the ranks. Next time it will be worth something.

Hello Rangers!

This is our second active count, let’s get 15 to comment!

Name:
Rank:
Activeness:

Everyone must comment!

Please have this commented by Saturday of next!

- iAmZ3R0